Subscriber Bonus: A coloring page for your new Dave partisans!

Because this is an independent newsletter, we will only be using the purple crayon.

Click here to print this illustration by Mara Sprafkin, a true patriot if ever there was one.

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Hail to the chief: Illustration by Mara Sprafkin. Click here to print and go nuts. .