Subscriber Bonus: A coloring page for your new Ugly Dachshund champs!

Dog Week continues with crayon-ready Fran, Mark, Danka, Wilhelmina, Heidi, Chloe...and very good boy Brutus.

Click here to print this illustration by Mara Sprafkin. Though Mara only had a dog as a small child (her family switched to gerbils after he passed), she sure can draw them.

Share your technicolor makeover of the Garrison crew via Instagram @thebiggerpicmedia.

If you missed it, you can read about the Weekly Watch here.

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